music

Franz Liszt

"He writes the ugliest music extant."

Claude Debussy

"The music of M. Debussy leads to the emaciation and ruin of our essence."

Richard Wagner

"Destitute of melody, extremely bad in harmony, utterly incoheret in form"

Frédéric Chopin

"... ranting hyperbole and excruciating cacophany"

Pyotr Tchaikovsky

"... a musical monster ... ear-flaying horror"

George Gershwin

"... so derivative, so stale, so inexpressive!"

Nina Simone

Her “penchant for the mundane renders her intensity as bogus as her mannered melismas” … a “middlebrow keyboard tickler”

Led Zeppelin

"... weak, unimaginative songs ... very dull"

Taylor Swift

"... she’s a terrible singer."

Beyoncé

"She′s no Ashanti"

Nick Drake

... an awkward mix of folk and cocktail jazz ...

Mozart

... too many of his works sound like inter-office memos.

Ludwig van Beethoven

... stupid and hopelessly vulgar music! The unspeakable cheapness ...

Jimi Hendrix

"inartistically violent ..."

literature

Ida B. Wells

… a slanderous and nasty-minded mulatress.

Oscar Wilde

"Unclean .. poisonous ... nasty .. nauseous"

Madeleine L'Engle

Rejected by 26 publishers

Evelyn Waugh

"Too British"

Emily Dickinson

"an eccentric, dreamy, half-educated recluse"

Jane Austen

"I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone."

acting

Fred Astaire

Can't act; slightly bald; can dance a little.

Jim Carrey

So obnoxious ... appallingly bad.

science

Albert Einstein

I feel as if I had been wandering with Alice in Wonderland and had tea with the Mad Hatter.

Louis Pasteur

It is absurd to think that germs causing fermentation and putrefaction came from the air; the atmosphere would have to be as thick as pea soup for that.

Galileo Galilei

[If the earth rotated,] buildings and the earth itself would fly off with such rapid motion that men would have to be provided with claws like cats to enable them...

Ignaz Semmelweiss

Mocked, institutionalized, and beaten as a result of his controversial advocacy for ... hand washing

Oleg Losev

Published 43 papers, obtained 16 patents, died of starvation

Trota of Salerno

Scholars literally made up a dude to credit for her work

Marie Curie

Workers in the radium school appear to have cast caution to the winds

philosophy

Socrates

Tried, convicted, poisoned ... then dragged by Nietzsche

art

Claude Monet

A preliminary drawing for a wallpaper pattern is more finished than this seascape.

LeRoy Neiman

"The archetypical hack"

Vincent van Gogh

He only sold enough art to pay a few months' rent

poetry

Emily Dickinson

"an eccentric, dreamy, half-educated recluse"

dance

Fred Astaire

Can't act; slightly bald; can dance a little.

film

Martin Scorsese

"his script and direction lack any dramatic value ..."