One Star
The worst reviews of the greatest works
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Beyoncé
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"She′s no Ashanti"
Jim Carrey
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"So obnoxious ... appallingly bad."
Jane Austen
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"I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone."
Jimi Hendrix
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"inartistically violent ..."
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Franz Liszt
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He writes the ugliest music extant.
Claude Debussy
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Rhythm, melody, tonality, these are three things unknown to Monsieur Debussy and deliberately disdained by him. His music is vague, floating, without color and without shape …
Richard Wagner
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I do not believe that a single composition of Wagner will survive him.
Frédéric Chopin
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The entire works of Chopin present a motley surface of ranting hyperbole and excruciating cacophany.
Pyotr Tchaikovsky
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… a musical monster … ear-flaying horror.
George Gershwin
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Weep over the lifelessness of the melody and harmony, so derivative, so stale, so inexpressive!
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